I officially went from mom-to-be to Mom on St. Patrick's Day of 2012! It's been the most amazing experience of my life and everyday it just gets even better. I never thought I would be a mom, let alone enjoy it as much as I am. It's packed with emotions (high and low), trial-by-fire, laughter, cuteness, all those firsts, sleepless nights, cuddles, snuggles, and so so much love! There's also alot of other stuff in between....like poop....lots of poop!
I've been thinking about all the ways my life has changed. So I decided to start a list of those things that make me giggle about how my life has changed as a mom.
You Know You're a Mom When......
- You see a booger hanging half out of your baby's nose and just go for it and get the tissue later.
- Your baby spits up down your shirt...on the inside...somehow it gets on your face...and you just wipe your baby's face and give them a kiss.
- You check a diaper and get poo on your hands and instead of puking...you say energetically to your baby..."somebody made a poopie!"
- Your baby drools on you, you can feel it dripping down your arm, and you just go with it.
- You leave the house for a night out and there's dried spit up on your blouse!
- Your husband comes home and you hand him the baby claiming you have to go to the bathroom. You go to the bathroom, turn the fan on, and just hang out awhile reading a magazine...or just leaning against the wall with your eyes shut.
- You've cried because you're so tired and your little one won't sleep.
- You've experienced the 3 P's and had to change your clothes...sometimes multiple times a day. Puked on. Peed on. Pooped on.
- You've changed some diapers that left you wondering where all that was before it filled the diaper!
- You sometimes forget when you last showered, or showered by yourself...and have to make a conscious effort to brush your hair. (maybe this is just me)
I'm a new mom so there's a lot of things I haven't had to deal with yet....but I'm sure I will....like the mysterious disappearing diaper I've heard about. So I need your help completing this list. Let's make a funny light hearted list!
Please share a You Know You're a Mom When moment!
If you have a blog and have a funny mom story you can link it up here if you'd like. I'll be sure to read it and comment.